Post #139

Subject: George W. Bush calls for Bush on steriods! :p

‘I totally screwed up – I listened to the wrong people and began an unnecessary war and messed up the aftermath by listening to more of the wrong people, leaving us all more vulnerable to terrorism. But frat boys will be frat boys, buying the Nutty theories of Laurie MyLroie. If only I can blame somebody else….’ – probably thought President George W. Bush as he endorsed John McCain Wednesday.

"John showed incredible courage, strength of character and perseverance in order to get to this moment and that's exactly what we need in a president – somebody who can handle the tough decisions, somebody who won't flinch in the face of danger," Bush said, appearing with McCain in the Rose Garden.

‘That sounds good,’ probably thought Bush, ‘but I wonder what my speechwriters mean. What “tough decisions” did he make during the campaign that uniquely qualify him to be President? In my 2000 campaign, I made a big deal of my charming ignorance of foreign affairs, not even knowing the name of Korea’s leader. It’s not so charming now.’

‘My Dad said that McCain’s “character was forged in the crucible of war,”’ the Weasel probably thought. ‘What does “crucible” mean? And what does being a prisoner of war have to do with fighting terrorism from the White House? Tho, sometimes, I feel like a prisoner of war as if the Iraq War was somehow my fault.’

“A while back I don't think many people would have thought that John McCain would be here as the nominee of the Republican Party," Bush said. "Except he knew he'd be here and so did his wife, Cindy."

‘Ah-h-h, Cindy, the drug addict who had an interracial baby. I hope John don’t take a swing at me for the smears of 2000. I can take him,’ Bush probably thought, ‘but I gotta watch for that sucker punch. Maybe him keeping me waiting and tap dancing like a fool is all of his revenge for 2000,… the wimp.’

"They're not going to be voting for me, I've had my time in the Oval Office. It's not about me," Mr. Record-Low-Approval-Rating said. "I've done my bit. But they're going to be looking at him. I'm going to be in Crawford with my feet up. He's going to be sitting in behind that desk making decisions on war and peace."

‘Ha Ha – how do you like my present, McCain’s War!?! Just do not expect too much from Crawford when you straight talk the American people about sacrifice, and I won’t mention your daughter.’