Post #205 Don't want no socialism 'round here....

I have a few cows. I sell 'em for meat. What I really hate is the way the government sends a 'Agriculture Extension Officer' to tell me how to raise cows.

We need to get the government out of agriculture. Let's end the socialism of agri-welfare. Just think of the tax-savings for everybody, and I can pass my savings in the cost of raising cows along to ya. Wouldn't ya like cheaper hamburger?

I know what ya is thinking. But I promise to have a vet check out my cows every week -- keep 'Mad Cow disease' out of the food supply. Unless of course that is the week lil' BobbiSue needs braces. But, hey, the chances of ya getting sick is small.

No, sir, no socialism for me! :p

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